My mind is all over the place today for a lot of reasons, one of which is that I stayed up past my bedtime to watch the Game of Thrones season 7 premiere (so worth it!). I’ll leave the detailed recap to the rest and just give you my randos:
1.I am still bored of Arya’s storyline. I know, it’s crazy, she’s a cool child assassin and all, but it took too long to come to fruition and frankly, I don’t give a crap about the Freys.
2.I couldn’t see anything in man-bun’s fire? Was I supposed to? Is it a hoax? Does my failure to see it simply confirm my atheism?
3.Speaking of which, did someone bring The Hound back to life? I just presumed he recovered after his fight with Brienne. However, I think I missed something because they referenced him being resurrected last night.
4.Was Dragonstone this cool when Stannis lived there? I seem to recall that most of those scenes were shot at night, and he never sat on that cool dragon throne. Perhaps the Lord of Light frowns on such indulgences.
5.It seems obvious that Arya will be the one to kill Cersei so I’m going with Jaime. I suspect she’ll plot something truly evil that will threaten ordinary citizens (a la the mad king) and history will repeat itself.
6.I need Brienne and Tormund to get together. That is all.
7.Who is kissing Yara in the scene’s for next week? It looked like Jon Snow but I can’t imagine that’s true.
8.Euron’s new look is very American Idol contestant, season one. I loved the leather jacket though. I think he’s planning to bring back Tyrion as a hostage. Perhaps that’s where theory #5 comes in.
9.Sam Tarly is so boring. I love books and libraries, but he and his storyline are so dull. Please shortcut his scenes, D & D.
10.Wondering how and when Lady Olenna and the Sand Snakes will make an appearance?